Press this!

Press this!

I don't want to press 1
2, 3 or even 4.
I'm sick of your voice
don't want to listen no more.

You've fucked up my service
cant you at least listen to me.
If it was something you wanted,
would I tell you to press 3.

But I can't hang up,
you've got me by the knackers.
You fucking useless cunts
I think I'm going crackers.