September 11th
By d.best
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I saw a curious sight today, I thought it quite absurd,
A bush with an elephant gun, shooting a tally bird.
And round the corner from the bird a tiny bin with spoon,
I thought it was a laden, but felt a silly goon.
The crafty bin hid inside cracks in Whitehouse door,
And bush, and gun walked past as blind as ever before.
"TERRORISM", the bush used to calm the people's cry,
But an eternity on only spin is left, No terrorists WHY?.
But the Brave little Bush replies we caught some the other day,
We can't be sure if tally bird or people's of Afgan way.
But rest assured those slaughtered for such a noble cause,
will cause no tally bird's to rise, for their suicidal draw's.
And if one dare's to rise its head against our Worldly laws,
Old Bush still has his elephant gun and an IQ of twenty-four.
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