Bride's head re-visited

Bride's head re-visited

First may I say the brides- maids are looking
Bride's a fucking slag ev'ryone's been there

Stunning. I can say that with impunity

Now we are joined in holy unity

For my sins I've now got Sharon's cooking
She was sucking my cock- he's no idea

To look forward to. My best man, Alan

Will give the toast to my self and Sharon

Before that I suggest you all tuck in
'Fore the fucking stag do. How bad is that?

First though I'd like to say to my new wife-

To my partner for the rest of my life

That no-one else ever had a look-in
She was mucking about all t'time you prat