Ambition

I live up North and my name is Roger.
I once worked as a mechanic, but they called me a bodger.
I got sacked from the bakery (eating a jammy dodger).
And I could never be a jigalo - I had a small todger.
So thank God I'm retired now,
And just an old codger.
I can wake up in the morning, fart, and say "sod yer".