The Prognostications of Nostril Dermus

By drkevin

Wed, 29 Dec 2021
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Hark! Hark! All ye prisoners of the dark.
The end is nigh, and I'll tell ye why.

1. By next Christmas, Covid will be old news. Variants will continue to appear, but each will be weaker than the last. We will have finally learned to live with it. Hospitalisations and deaths will be minimal.

2. The 'great resignation' will turn into the great job search, as inflation bites, government handouts diminish, personal savings run down and people get bored.

3. A series of current affairs programmes will appear during the summer, cataloguing the consequences of Covid policy. The most interesting one will concern the amount of profit secured by vaccine, testing and PPC companies and any links that may, or may not, exist between these organisations and policy makers.

4. Boris will become more popular again, as we ease through the crisis.

Happy New Year!

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Submitted by David Kirtley on

The prognostications of Nostril Dermis may well prove quite accurate! Interesting prognostications!!

Submitted by Tom Brown on

"Prophets" usually are actually experts in 20-20 hindsight e.g authorities like Nostradamus has never proved to have predicted events in advance but all the obscure coding clearly foretold, but we just never understand it until after they have happened.

Now here we have "experts in the knowledge of the future", called "futurists" or "futurologists" whatever sometimes they interview them on the radio. More commonly, traditionally known as diviners, soothsayers, oracles witchdoctors or just plain liars.

I don't know what their qualifications are can you now do a university degree? What are the credentials? This is for real hey. B*llsh*t baffles brains. And they apparently are usually ordinary employees of a bank working for a salary and making a living. I ask you with tears in my eyes?

Good luck!! Tom Brown