Kellogs 1

KELLOGS... THE FIRST PART

Plain Face looked at the phone longingly, wishing it would ring and
that someone would find her interesting. Suddenly, her greatest wish
came true, it rang, and a horny voice emerged through the receiver.
'Hello Plain Face', it said... 'What's your favourite plain
movie?'
Plain Face was so thrilled to have been asked any sort of question that
her mouth could hardly move, but she managed to stutter a few words,
'Cut, my favourite movie is Cut, Kylie Minogue is nice in it'.
'Hmmm?' The voice questioned, 'Kylie Minogue dies in that movie doesn't
she?'
'Um... I don't know', Plain face said, 'I didn't watch it to the
beginning, just the opening credits. They were fantastic!'
The voice took an angry tone, 'HOW COULD YOU? KYLIE MINOGUE IS THE BEST
ACTRESS IN THE WORLD! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY REJECT HER LIKE THIS!? NOW
YOU MUST DIE!' And with that the plain window next to plain face's
plain white chair smashed.
'Oh no!' Plain Face said, 'You can only get Windows that in plain in
plain town where I was born!!'
'I DON'T CARE' said the rainbow cloaked interesting looking figure as
it stabbed plain face.
Plain blood pumped out of plain face's plain chest and plain face's
plain face slowly drained of blood....
Mr Davies walked through the 'in' door into T.G.P. with a skip in his
step - as usual. As he entered T.G.P. he noticed Amy Wilson leaning
provocatively against the wall. His grin widened as he walked towards
her, pretending to notice a penny on the floor he bent over on a
180&;#61616; angle and turned his head towards Amy, 'Is that skirt
hitched up young miss Wilson?!'
'UGH!' Sara exclaimed, 'That Mr Davies is such a pervert!' Secretly
wishing that he would perve on her rather than Amy. 'Oh Son of moose!'
James shouted... 'It's happening again, I can't believe it's happening
again, the reporters... they WANT ME!'
A muffled sound approached T.G.P., as screams and shouted questioning
tones of reporters entered the building. Mrs McKellogs of 'The Daily
Moo' crept in first and went straight over to Alex with her short ass
welsh cameraman Dr Crescenszi. James's face fell as he saw they weren't
here for him. 'So how are you feeling about the events?' She asked
Alex. As Alex began to answer Kellogs broke into a 'MOOOOOOO... MILK
IT... AHEM' she said trying to hide her true identity with a
cough.
The taunting bell rang and pupils rushed out of T.G.P. like milk from
an udder.
Only Sara, James, Alex and Katherine (eng.) Williams remained. They
walked from T.G.P. to the french department - James had left a gym sock
in his locker and insisted on getting out before the four of them
walked home.
They walked single file, in height order... Katherine to Alex. The
halls were silent and the KLIX machine was off (I hope L.B. will be
able to survive without it!!).
Suddenly heavy metal music blasted through the staff room door and then
it was realised that Alex had gone. Sara screamed a girly scream and
pulled at her hair. The female staff toilet door was open... previously
it had been shut. 'I think I should have a look', said James, petrified
'come with me?' he said to the others. 'Me?' Sara exclaimed, 'I can't,
I need to go and re-do my hair, I'll be back soon', Sara said (if this
was a horror that would be sooooo ironic... oh wait this
is!).'Katherine?' James questioned, 'You coming?'
'BOG OFF' Katherine said just for effect, 'Course I'll come!'
So off they went... Sara to the year 7 toilets and Kat and James to the
Ladies Staff Toilets.
James went in first, his face was white with fear (or was that just the
repulsive smell of the place where mrs moxely did her business?!). One
of the toilet doors was open and the other was 'engaged'. Katherine
screamed, they were stood in a puddle of
.....................of.............................................
................................ MILK! 'James', Katherine asked, 'is
this, is this milk?!'
'Yes', James said, 'I think it is, There is only one person who would
leave a trail like this.... ', but his voice was stopped by an ear
piercing scream which seemed to come from the 'engaged toilet'. James
kicked the door open and there was a dead Alex. Milk was pouring out of
her mouth, she had been drowned in it. It soon became obvious that
this, this was not where the scream came from. 'SARA', Katherine
yelled, as she began to run to the year 7 and 8 toilets, James
followed, still in shock of seeing Alex dead.
Katherine rushed into the year 7&;8 toilets, they were too
late...
There was Sara, lying on the floor surrounded by yet another pool of
milk, only this had been watered down with what looked like...
hydrochloric acid. Sara was in a horrific state, her throat had been
cut and milk had been funneled down into her through her wind pipe. It
was a disgusting site yet strangely... well... strangely pleasing...
but wait... what was this, where was Katherine...
'JAMES, JAMES... THERE'S A TRAIL! A TRAIL OF... MILK!' Jmes ran to
where Katherine was, she was half way down the 'down' stairs stood in a
set of milky footprints, it seemed that they had been made by the
killer.
Jmes and Katherine cautiously folowed the footsteps through the silent
corridors through the library and into the main hall.
There she/it was. McKellogs of the daily moo, in a cow print PVC
jumpsuit with a gold 'U' medallion and leaking udder pumps. She/It
could just be made out from behind the 6th form library doors , Jmaes
and Katherine were both in a huge state off shock. How could kellogs
kill their friends, why would kellogs kill plain face? McKellogs always
seemed so nice, so friendly... so...
'STAND RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE... DON'T MOVE' A voice came from behind
Katheine and James from the other side of the 6th form library. James
and Kat spun around to meet the eyes of.... Of..........
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TONY THE TIGER! His evil tiger eyes stared at James and Kat with such
an intensity that is indescribable, 'THAT'S RIGHT BABY' HE SAID 'I'M
BACK, AND I'M GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!' He bore a bloody
knife, 'Oh sorry' he said, 'I didn't mean to ruin the moment where you
think the killer is that friendly old eccentric has-been kellogs... my
creator!'
Jmes and Katherine stared at Tony, then at each other, in shock. 'So
kellogs is the bad guy... for creating... for creating... you?!?!!'
said Katherine, terrified.
'NO, NO, NO, SHE... SHE.. is my next victim! I can't take the
competition of the other kellogs creations cereal and milk bars, and
you guys, well I gotta kill you guys because you guys are her providers
and consumers... don't you try and deny it boy... I saw you eating
those rice krispie squares and you girl... I saw you eat a nutrigrain!,
and so I'm gonna kill you both'. 'But why plain face' James questioned.
'Plain face?' Tony said, 'Oh her, I just killed her because it was fun
to see how excited she got over a single phone call!'
He approached them both with his bloody knife but before he could say
the words his mouth was poised to speak, a sudden jet of milk shot at
him from behind and he was left lying on the floor, lifeless with
kellogs stood in the doorway holding her milk hoses and with a face
filled with defiance. 'I fixed my udder pumps' she exclaimed, 'sorry
about the leaks'.
Kellogs had saved the day but would she do it again?