I've hit the big money

It was there, in front of me, not something I could ever have expected; a life changing moment indeed!
My mind moved up a million notches. What sort of car would I buy, nothing ostentatious, just a stretch limo with a driver and peaked cap Oh and clothes too.
I'm off to Norfolk to buy a pretty cottage, close to my caravan at Stanhoe, I've made smashing friends there.
I will probably still buy second-hand clothes and maybe, just maybe, my husband will splash out on new clothes to go with his underpants and new socks. He might even go to our barbers; that really will be a first. In the thirty eight years I've been married to him he hasn't stepped inside a barbers door.....or. Never mind!

As it's a trifle chilly in the UK I'm off to tip my toes in the warm lapping sea of Maderia. I do trust though that this time my plane will land there not eighty miles away. I have to tell you that I wasn't exactly reassured by the co-pilot that we only had thirty minutes fuel flying time left to our disposal. I thought of the family I loved and lost the friends I had and lost and the plans to write which might end suddenly and strangely didn't panic. My son tells me I'm a bit of a drama queen buI didn't panic just hoped and trusted.
Fortunately and obviously as I'm telling you my story, we did land safely. We headed for a sort of lay-by but for planes rather than cars.
I stood on the top step of our plane watching holiday makers coming and going until the searing heat pushed me back to my seat and dreams of meeting the lovely friends who would be wondering where our plane had got to. Due to weather conditions we stayed in quite a nice hotel. As I found myself at the wrong end of the long queue I helped myself to nice veg but no chicken; that had already been gobbled up. Never mind though, after we were all safe, not in the sea or....

Oh by the way dear readers, or reader, I would like to conclude with my big win and my plans. I have just replied to my email telling me of my huge IMF win. I only have to provide then with ALL of my financial details or my address and they will send a courier with my life changing cash. I have told them quite politely, that of course I will provide them with all they request if they don't mind being met by P.C. whats his name who will take them, complete with shiny hand-cuffs- for a few nights in the cells until justice can be seen to be done.
Never mind everyone, we all hopefully have lovely weather to look forward to and good friends and family to spend time with. Take care.