Fou Sans Frontières

Raab plays with Soubry, Soubry plays with May
May plays with Juncker, Juncker’s unhappy again
Davis plays with Liam, Nigel plays the Brit
Boris builds a bonfire, Rees-Mogg plays with it

Whistling tunes we gibber like loons at the dockside.
Whistling tunes we act like baboons in the jungle

It's a fuck-up

If fools can kill,
They probably will
In games with our frontiers
War without tears

Games with our frontiers
War without tears

Fou sans frontières

Jeremy has a red flag, Nicola's is blue
They all have hills to fly them on except for me and you
Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games
Hiding out in Whitehall shouting out rude names

Whistling tunes we gibber like loons at the dockside
Whistling tunes they piss on us goons in the jungle

It's a Fuck Up

NB If you want to sing it at Karaoke:
a) Repeat title 3 times at the beginning,

b) repeat "if fools can kill, they probably will" twice.