"A Up" (I beg your pardon)

Twixt 'Allyfield and 'Udderfax,

w'air tough tha' knows.

Ah'll tell thee summat,

tha' meyt know..

W'air in't Calder Dale,

in Welland, 'alf way down

t'illside, tho' at futt've  t'ill,

West Vegas 'as br-eye-t lights

enough fer t'av'rage tyke.

"Sorr-eh!" rings aht on't streets

'coz folks is pl-eye-t,

even tuh furreners

frum outside God's Countreh,

l-eye-k thissen.

Bring cash tuh pub,

a smile and a word,

tha'll get a nod

and plenteh back

tho' thur questions.

Tha's nee-yoo,

an' allus will beh,

nivver m-eye-nd,

in twenteh years

tha'll be a local,

almost.