Cussing

Cussing

Fuck I can't believe the shit I've got myself into,
What a wanker I have been, yeah, I know it's true,
Fucked my life to toss and back,
Can't believe I'm such a twat,
Should have told my heart to just piss off, when it fell for you.

Bollox, what am I to do? It's never gonna end,
Now my bloody useless brain's been driven round the bend,
Buggered up for life it seems,
What a tit to dream such dreams,
Do you think my fucking heart will ever, ever mend?

I've been a stupid, dosey cock for most my adult life,
If that were not the shit-strewn case I'd probably have a wife,
Now I am a lonely cunt,
A tosspot always on the hunt,
A bugger who's the only cause for all his lifelong strife.

If I had more enchanting ways to swear and rant and curse,
This wouldn't be, anywhere near, the final fecking verse,
But as it is I am quite stuck,
Er... what a load of muck?
I'll slit my wrists and cut my throat, if you'll just call the
hearse.