Hear Hear

Hear Hear

Said the Right ear to the Left, “Am I East or am I West? I need get my bearings!”

“It depends upon how you look at it.  I mean, to be North would be the final front ear I suppose,” mused the Left ear in reply. “I’d journey South, but that means meeting Mouth and we all know how it goes on and on and on…..

Right paused and listened “Yes! I must agree.  No point in asking.  Asking would be so wearing. Why don’t we meet in the middle and solve this identity riddle.  The journey might be dark, but the empty void would not be so hard.”

A stern, haughty, sniffy tone broke their whispered discourse.

“As every one of you may have heard, I lead the way. ALL must follow my direction.  A lone compass, seeking and sampling the way that you may follow.  Who Nose where you would be without me.  I can face East, West, North and South and change in a moment.!”

“Why you're only a pungent fart detector!  I illuminate your very way. Without my visual factor you, Nose, would be much, much flatter!” said the eyes with darting glances.

“ Instead let us pool our resources and with this sleepy head navigate our way to bed!”