Billy's iPod

Billy’s iPod
Billy’s MP3 player otherwise iPod
Was supposed amongst his peers to make him feel like God
But Billy isn’t happy says at 3meg he’s been cheated
It’s less than one year old but underpowered, he bleated
One year ago 3 megabyte was top of the range
“How quickly 200 gigabyte becomes the norm” thinks Bill “is strange”
He paid the same price last year for his 3 meg treat
In less than a year it has been rendered obsolete
When Bill proudly displays his pod, smiles and presses play
If they knew how small his mega was what would the girlies say?