Zippo the Fairy

The call me Zippo: its my name.
I’m a fairy and I’m a dame.
Ain’t the usual kinda pixie
into lotsa saucy tricks, see?
I’m the fastest elf in town;
wear a tiny see-through gown.
When the air before you flickers
I’m inbound straight for your knickers
I’ll come racing down your pathway
In the front and out the back way
Feel a sudden surge of pleasure?
It’s me pillaging your treasure.
Never come when you expect,
no good standing all erect.
Just stay cool and try a pucker,
‘cos I’m a randy little fairy