Code name:George Bush: My sex life flashing before my very eyes

‘Why do you want to be tested for HIV?’
‘Do you pay for sex?’
‘How many girlfriends do you have?’
‘Who will you tell if you find out that you are HIV positive?’
‘If you are positive, what will you do?’
‘Do you know the methods of protection for those who are active?’

I'm really curious about the female condom and want to know how it works.

‘Being HIV positive is not a death sentence.’

A young couple come in. They must be 19 or 20. I think that is a step in the right direction. The girl is disguising her nervousness by being overly talkative. I can tell you are nervous sweetheart. You can get through it. You've already come this far and you should be proud of yourselves.

The movie playing in the VCR is Blank Cheque. Could this be the longest movie in history? It must be going into its 10th hour.

My whole sex life is trying to get my attention and succeeding. Fuck! This is finally it. Lord help me? I will try being a better person.

Shit! I’m too young to die. Fuck!

I'm out! I just need to stand up and go through that door.

Hold on? If I do leave, I'll probably lose weight thinking about it every day.

I can’t believe this is happening to me. Aren't I a good boy?

Fuck! Why can't I be a virgin again and go back being so naive and innocent?

I just want to cut my dick off for getting me into this situation in the first place.

If my mum only knew where I was and what I was doing?

Would I tell her?

Would I tell my homies?

I want to have children one day; is that it for me?

Lord, you know. Forgive me, I have failed you and failed myself...

”George Bush?”

Everyone laughs.

I enter the office for my results...

“These are your results and no matter what the results, you need to be positive and strong.”

Happiness besets me like a hound. I am negative! Negative! Negative!

I love God! I love my Family! I love my friends! I love life!

I'm negative!

Now, to get home. I have to be extra safe. I can imagine being run over by a bus on one of the happiest days of my life.