Teaser: Snow White

There once was a young princess,
Snow White was her name,
Now here is the story,
That brought her her fame,
She lived with her dad, who was the king,
And her lovely mum,
But her mother died suddenly
The atmosphere was glum.
And then, an evil witch,
Swept onto the scene,
She married Snow White's father
And became the new queen.
As Snow White grew older,
It became clear she was a beauty,
Her step mum wasn’t happy
As she was rather snooty
And always wanted to be the best,
Not second best or third,
She had always been the sexy
And most gorgeous bird.
She consulted her magic mirror,
And asked “Am I the most appealing?”
But when the mirror answered,
She almost hit the ceiling!
“Are you heck you ugly mutt,
You look just like a trout,
We all know the prettiest lass,
It is without a doubt,
Dear, Snow White,
Her face is very dashing,
And then there's that bum of hers,
It's absolutely smashing!”