Confessional

C is for

Confessional
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In the name of the father
And of the son
And the holy ghost
Bless me Father
For I have sinned
It has been a month
Since my last confession
I have had immoral thoughts
I stoe money from my work
I swear all day
I,m heavily into porn
And I ran over a dog and drove away
My son I absolve you
In nomnia patrius
Et filius
Et spiritui sanctii
Say ten Hail Mary,s
Four Our Fathers
And a good Act Of Contrition
Go forth and sin no more;