Hey It,s The Springer Show

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Hey It,s The Springer Show
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It is raw television
Freak of the week let,s peek
At those who are unique
Jerry we love you but we wanna do porn
Showing our tits and ass
To the discerning viewers

The mutant kids of trailer trash in TV land
I,m a man living as a woman before the operation
But I swing both ways Wanna party?
What,s the big deal?
An endless supply of

Pimps and drugstore cowboys
Vying with fat, burger munching mommas
From Buttfuck, Iowa
Friends you aint seen nuthin yet
Jerry conducts like a dime store Rattle
Look at that guys pecs

Look at those jugs
They cost ten grand Jerry
On the show today we have women who,ve slept with their husbands
brothers
And their fathers too
But hey you guys
Be good to yourself
And each other;