iFive

iFive

when you say things
like i’ve a nice pair
peachy bum cherry lips
how you so enjoy the raspberry
pinkness of my nipples
and that i’m well a juicy lucy
but hey i’m not one of your five a day

as if i’m a government recommendation
boy you’re so in a jam
and how dare you say
you’ve a tart addiction (bloody cheek)
this is nothing to do with healthy options
it’s purely for the benefit
of bragging rights to yer mates

so this is where i put you in a stew
should i tell them you're a vegetable
a couch potato with mashed
swede or pureed turnip
for a brain not to mention your withered
peas and little baby gherkin

it’s time you got
your just desserts
i’m not your fruit salad
and now we’re out of season