iMalaprop

iMalaprop

Doctor Malaprop’s Diagnosis

Well according to my periscope 

your heart beat’s mumbling.

It may be best to do an E.G.G. test

and I’ll take a blood sample

and some slobs from here and there

run every test imaginable. Even check

for sexually transmitted desires.

How’s your mens cycle?

It’s a little too early to say

but it looks as if, 

having drunk plenty of fluids 

and stayed in bed,

you’ve caught a pregnant pause.

Girl, ain’t you never heard of contradiction.