iMental

iMental                                  

my boss

smooth perfectionist of apodyopsis

even picks my dress up

drapes it on a wooden hanger

brushes out any creases

then turns his attention to

his altocalciphilia leaving me

standing there feeling exposed

wiggling my little toes

it’s then that i tell him although

i’ve been diagnosed with narratophilia

it’s nothing to do with the fact

that he’s a dirty old fucker

there’s no capgras delusion involved

it’s him alright

my boss

and i should get compensation for

the formication i now suffer

whenever he comes near my office