Sometimes my computer fan screams at me

Sometimes my computer fan screams at me. 

Then freezes 

Crashes. 

It’s crashing more now. 

Nothing’s changed

It had been showing the same word document for the past two hours 

But it crashed 

Mid-sentence 

It’s silly really, 

It’s basically new – barely two years old 

Right from the store, as well

But suddenly it just loses it 

It’s bullshit really, 

Acting this way at such a young age 

I’ve been careful as well, 

It’s got no dents, scratches – nothing 

You’d never know I’d been anywhere near it 

I haven’t even spilt a cup of coffee on it

God knows a lot of my friends have done that 

All my friends think I should get it checked out

It froze on one of them the other day, 

Embarrassing really 

But it’s so young, and you’re such a tech guy

Dad thinks it’s a hardware issue 

Probably just wired wrong, sometimes one just doesn’t come out right, nothing you can do

Sometimes I scream at my computer 

I mean we all do, right? 

When it starts making noise right when I am trying to work 

So fucking annoying, right? 

Sometimes I hit my computer 

Give it a little nudge

You’ve done that right? 

Works a charm every time 

Not hard, really

Don’t want to leave a mark or anything 

Its just a quick solution – like turning it off and on again?