Dating

Ashley, 22, blonde hair, blue eyes, GSOH, had wanted to meet a tall,
slim, blonde, fun loving female, 18-25, for some time, and even went so
far as to advertise for one in the local paper. All Doreen, late 30's,
wanted from life was a solvent, educated, witty man, any age, and, like
Ashley, scoured her local weekly rag for a suitable candidate. A few
women replied to Ashley's initial advert, but he found none of them
matched his exact requirements. He met brunettes, petite cuddly women
and those who were about as fun as a kick up the arse. Thinking his
earlier request had been a little too elitist, he placed another advert
a few weeks later just asking for a nice female to share mutual
interests, some TLC and fun times with. He met Laura and they had a
great deal in common, both being interested in the cinema, theatre,
countryside and eating in/out, but there was no spark there, nothing
tangible anyway. Besides, her idea of TLC was a little more S&;M
than he was used to. Needless to say it ended badly, with quite a
heated argument in public involving Ashley avoiding Laura's whipping
wrath.
Doreen, on the other hand, was having little more luck herself.
Although she had now met a few men, all solvent, educated and generally
witty enough for the first few dates to go well, she could not have
predicted what was to come next. She decided to take the next step and
sleep with Greg, 26, an open-minded businessman from Basildon with a
wicked SOH. Unfortunately, after finally letting this man into her home
and enjoying adult fun only once before Greg went to sleep, Doreen
awoke to find her purse and bed empty. After complaining to the police
and newspaper simultaneously about this she was informed Greg was in
fact a con-man on the run and had done this sort of thing quite often
in the past. She immediately added that the sort of person she wanted
should be genuine, aged 30-40, and made a mental note never to sleep
with a younger man again.
Next, Doreen believed she'd found her perfect match in John, who also
managed to meet her criteria, was a much more mature and easy going
man, with an outgoing personality and interests including music, the
arts and cinema. However, what she didn't know was that, although
professing to be a solvent, educated professional, John, 43, liked
nothing better than to etch lewd pictures on the inside walls of public
lavatories and fantasise about gay relations with hairy men therein.
When this sort of behaviour became fully apparent, Doreen quickly got
rid.
Ashley married a beautician called Pam, who, incredulously he didn't
meet through the classifieds at all. He met her in a bar. After their
first child and with Ashley away working all the time, Pam placed her
own advert for female friends and ended up going out herself every
night, leaving the baby with Sylvia, a young at heart 63 year old
widow. At first Ashley was happy with the change in Pam, she had been
uptight ever since the birth of Jerry, now 14 months, blonde and gooey.
However, Ashley was worried about the excessive amounts of fun Pam was
having with her new broad minded friends and eventually discovered she
was planning to run away with Kelly, a leggy bi female. They divorced
soon after.
Meanwhile, Doreen finally settled down with Paul, but found his
incessant VGSOH became rather trying at times and settled into a long
and complicated affair with Ashley, who, after his divorce from Pam,
now had his own house/car and could accommodate whenever the urge arose
for adult daytime fun, which often led well into the evening. As a
result, she bore three children, Kelly, Simon and Francis, although
only Simon was actually borne from the fruit of Paul's loins and,
ironically, was the only one to look nothing like his father. As a
result, Paul became insanely jealous and ran away with Pauline, 18, who
shared his hidden interest in potholing. The initial fear and
excitement over their affair finally wore thin for Ashley and he left
Doreen, also for a younger, more adventurous, loving and caring girl,
so that Doreen finally advertised as a divorced single mum of three and
had limited success finding a mate thereafter.