Blue Dress '05

Dedicated to ALL politicians, from ALL parties.

Suits they come and they always go
please only if you need to know,
Otherwise just line up like the rest
wait your turn to try on the blue dress,

Liars hypocrites and scum
that blue dress on you does so become.

Suits they speak in eloquent ways
spin your head counting down the days,
Until at last you need not guess
you almost fit into that blue dress,

Liars hypocrites and scum
that blue dress on you does so become.

Suits are so cute when enraged
no wonder so many are engaged,
No need to clean up that mess
catching it all in that blue dress,

Liars hypocrites and scum
that blue dress on you does so become.