Fable

A king and a queen had a baby boy

and asked the fairy godmother to give him a

gift to make him special and she

sighed and waved her wand and said

You are not going to be a complete idiot.

And the boy grew and he was given

a puppet that only shakes its head

grew more went on quests to rid the

land of dread but only found a metro-

sexual dragon swallowing vodka and regret,

a mage who showed his dick for 50p

and L'Oreal princesses in giant ads.

No-one knows what became of him the

people in the villages last saw him in

tatters climbing a distant mountain the

king is an asshole the queen was trampled

in riots of dementia and oblivion

the puppet is still shaking its head

this the end of the fable.