Badgered

 I was badgered by a badger with a badge on, protesting about tuberculosis propaganda.. stated it was slander.. culling them had become standard..
I told him to pretend to be a little panda, Eat bamboo and move to China..
"What that's your answer"?
"Well you'd struggle to pass yourself as a silverback in Rwanda or a zebra in kenya"..
"So just run away"!
I did and moved on with the rest of my day...