Randy's fantastic night...

It was Summer's day when we all went to Westminster, to see Abbey…
April was showering and running late, so after a short delay we left in a hurry…
First stop was the library, where we met Paige Turner…
not much of a page turner… always said there was nothing books could ever learn her…
Embarrassed, Scarlet turned red… May said, that now that Gail's blown out, maybe we should meet July and go to the sea side instead…
'good'... Lorde's shouted, 'what a great idea'...

Destiny waited as Lorraine boarded the train, with me and the rest of the gang, including April, May, June...
and left to see July in August at the beach…
we passed a field where we waved at Daisy and Heather laying on top of Meadow, just catching some heat….
An hour later we were stood by the sea...
We had arrived and Chardonnay had been drinking with Violet, who’d turned violent... poisoning Ivy.. and her and Liberty had been taken away...

there was no Sandy at the beach, just Shelly... and besides… there was a rumble in our bellies... We went to the shop to get cake and Candy…
'Will she be there’, said Faith...
who had little… in an unconvinced grizzle…
'I don’t want any sweets’, said Lina, who was watching her figure but Fatima continued to stuff her face…
chocolate all over her face, she then dissed Grace… Just as Penny dropped causing panic all over the place...
collapsed, due to an untimely faint…
we all waited why she saw Stars in her eyes…
but being only one Star, she was still a little cross eyed...
finally she saw Serenity and brought light relief back to the party, as Piper played with Melody and things were temporarily calming...

We all sat at the table and looked on, as Justice was served and got what she deserved…
Claire was buoyant, as the clairvoyant had observed... whilst earlier staring into Crystal’s balls…
who was once called Derek, of course…!

Divine intervened when Ruby and Emerald returned from the jewelers shop, wearing Lacey’s tops, that they’d stolen, right from her machine…
She looked to Skye in disbelief, as Willow barked... 'Why be so mean’…
Princess couldn’t believe they’d do such a thing...
But Poppy, popped her bubble and told her what things were really like…
Just as Cat was dragged into the fight...
I thought typical and hoped it wouldnt go on all night...
then Tori got political and was all she could talk about... promptly causing Patience to run out…
Even Hope left the building as it all became terribly boring...
But thankfully Harmony returned to the party and reminded us we had to get back to Misty by morning...
and even though I’d had a little Sherry and Shandy, I was still Randy…
maybe I should have stayed on Stella...
but, being the only fella, i ended up in Paradise…

So it was worth all the aggravation of the day...
for the rewards of a fantastic night...