The Joker

With an everlasting smile,

he invites you to the game.

Give him your e-mail and name

and come on in ! Just for a while.

With his looks he will beguile

all the players, just the same

as he does with Gents and Dames

while parading down the aisle.

It wouldn't do to get him rile,

try not to enrage, try not to tame.

It would be dumb, it would be lame

to win the game. Swallow your bile !

For he's the Joker, and what a style!

Don't know the rules ? Well, you're to blame!

Beware! He'll bash you and full of shame,

you'll have to leave. Isn't that vile ?!

Have you been chosen ? Have signed the file ?

Or have you been the one to frame ?

He'll have the last word all the same,

he always wins the extra mile !