On dating

On Dating

Are you solvent?
Not that I'm a gold-digger you understand
But I can't afford
To carry another's debts
The price of nappies has gone up
(You can thank Mr Cameron for that)

Are you patient?
Are you kind?
Are you prepared to never have any quality time?
Without hangers-on and snotty noses and schedules
That must be kept to
Or my life disintegrates into chaos

Are you strong?
I mean of the mental kind?
I need someone who can match me
Meet me halfway
I'm a lioness in her prime

If you can answer all this
In the affirmative
And not be scared away
But still enamoured
Of my pretty eyes and winning smile
Still prepared to play the game

Only then
Is it worth you leaving your name

Your number too
If I have time in my busy day
I promise I'll get back to you…..