Growing Old Disgracefully

Beware, beware the claws of time

That sags your bosom and gives you lines

Achy hips and creaky knees

Cross your legs when you sneeze

Dodgy memory, liver spots

Plus other things, am sure there's lots

Growing old with finesse

It seems I like less and less

Let's live it up while we have time

Have another glass of wine

Think younger men and colourful clothes

Sexy lingerie under those

No sensible shoes, no cardigans

You have to live now and again

Funky haircuts- oh why not

Living fast, I like it a lot!

Sexy stocking, seams up the back

Admiration you won't lack

Shake your booty , sing out loud

Now you're beginnning to make me proud

Growing old disgracefully

Is sounding better and better to me!