Festive Fun at the Pearly Gates
By lailoken
Wed, 14 Mar 2012
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Three men die on Xmas Eve. At the pearly gates St. Peter says: “You can’t get in here tonight, lads. Not unless you’ve something on you that represents Xmas.”
The Englishman gets out his lighter and flicks it. “It’s a candle.”
Peter lets him pass.
The Welshman gets out his car keys and jangles them. “They’re sleigh bells.”
Peter lets him past.
The Irishman takes out a g-string and bra.
Peter says: “How the f**k do they represent Christmas?”
Paddy says: “They’re Carol’s.”