Morecambe Mania

Two rugby players told me
they'd had sex with a mother and a daughter
at the same time
in the same room.

They said it was in Morecambe
as if that explained the matter.
But it didn't.
They were both plug ugly.

The one said he wanted to have a woman
who would eat him for breakfast.
Which makes me look at Bed and Breakfast
in a totally new light.

(c) L Doolan 2002