Thousand Island Stressing

Whilst Perusing Your C.V.
My Lover,
And I Am Seriously Stressed,
With A Little Bother,
Before We Get Married,
I Must Procure,
All Absent Signatures,
From Your Sex Register,

On My Travels,
I Heard Nothing But Bad Words,
About You're Stretching Self,

The Thousand Men Who Have Been Between Your Legs,
Are Complaining,

So Have Been Contacted,
With A Questionnaire,
Grading You Sweetly,
On Your Actions,
And Positions,

Most Will Give You,
Ten Out Of Ten,
But Some Of them,
Will Want Their Money Back,
And Semen Also,

But That Semen Has Grown Up,
Have Lives,
And Bank Accounts Of Their Own,
So Will Have To Cough Up,
In Your Honour,

So Don't Expect A Christmas Card,
This Year.

© Copyright 2006 Leigh Cole