My Name is Jane

By luigi_pagano

Mon, 22 Oct 2018
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10 comments
 
My name is Jane,
Jane Bond;
a secret agent
from across the pond.
 
I used to be a male
and it may seem strange
to see me as female
but I had a sex change.
 
I moved from London
and live abroad.
No longer called 'miss',
I am now a 'broad'.
 
In the Big Apple
life is quite hectic
and its population
is truly eclectic.
 
I searched for a man
among a big crowd
and found that Ivan
was well endowed.
 
With this KGB spy
I am hand in glove,
I shall go to Moscow;
to Russia with love.
 
In the tradition
of double-o-seven
I shall bed this hunk
and I'll be in heaven.
 
It will cause anguish
to my boss 'M'
but she'll endure pain
with true British phlegm.
 
© Luigi Pagano 2018
Certificate 15
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Inspiration Point (work that responds to our weekly writing cue)

Comments

Submitted by airyfairy on

This Jane is going to the Big Apple at Christmas.  You never know...

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

Be careful and watch out for Reds under the bed.

Luigi x

 

Submitted by hilary west on

Hi Luigi,

I liked this one a lot - great sense of humour and isn't everyone now changing sex, it seems the thing to do!!!

Hilary  laugh

 

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

We have been hearing a lot about it lately, Hilary. Definitely the talk of the town. wink

Cheers, Luigi

 

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

I hope you enjoyed the IP Luigi - I have cetainly enjoyed this response to it.

I would back jane (airyfairy) against the KGB any day of the week. They wouldn't stand a chance!

 

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

I always relish the challenge of the I.P. and sometimes my efforts are rewarded with a succulent cherry but the experience is invariably enjoyable.

As for Jane's determination, I take your word for it, insert, I am sure she is formidable.

Luigi x

 

 

Submitted by airyfairy on

Ha!  A deadly combination of Xena Warrior Princess and Mrs Tiggywinkle.

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

That fierce, hey? I am quaking in my shoes.

Luigi x

 

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

Brilliant I P Luigi,

I'd just love to see a Jane Bond film, I think it would go down really well these days.

Jenny. xx

 

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

You never know, Jenny, it may still happen. After all we have had a female 'M' (played by Judy Dench) and now there is even a female Doctor Who.

Luigi xx