I Am A Feminist

By _elle_

Mon, 11 Oct 2010
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5 comments
 

I am a feminist.
I can do everything you can do

and more.

I can be a CEO and raise a family.
I can become Priminister and change

a tampon.

I can do everything they can do

and more.

I want a whole business floor filled with

Successful Women.

I want girls to be better in exams

than boys.

I want equal, if not better

Rights, Pay, Power.

I want to hold Man's balls

in a vice and watch them
bend.

I wear suits and flat shoes,
Power enhancing tops; broard sholders;
flat tits, strong features.
I sneer at kids, asking why would

I

do that to myself when i look at
the soft, pliable, curves of their mothers.
I Am A Feminist
I Just Don't Want To Be

Female.
Certificate 15
Opinion

Comments

Submitted by Louise178 on
I love this, it's brilliant, love how you set it out, love the humour, it's really really good, well in my opinion anyway :)

Louise

Submitted by _elle_ on
Thank you, well i'm happy to agree with your opinion :P But i'm glad to hear/read that you thought it was humourous, to be honest i just thought it sounded a little bitter, but always nice to know there's a different view point on it. Thank you :)

 

Submitted by the parkster on
This is amazing. I'm a guy but i totally agree that women should be given more rights and treated better within society. Us men couldn't live with out them and without them we wouldn't even be here, so God knows why the majority of us show so much disrespect! The humour but seriousness of this works symbiotically to enforce the attitude of your opinion, which is strong and that's good because more people need to shout up for gender equality. My favourite line has to be: "I can become Priminister and change a tampon." I may be wrong but was that a pun on Obama's "change" campaign. If so it really worked, then you drop in the tampon. Just brilliant choice of paragraphing, i enjoyed reading it!

Submitted by _elle_ on
Thank you, thats a load a great feedback yay! :) :P Umm...i'm surprised you liked that particular line due to the whole tampon thing, i'll be totally honest, after writing i thought exactly the same thing as you did with the pun on the Change campaign, though rather lamely in comparison when i was actually writing it i was really just concentrating on the ...collocation (i think) about changing the world. But its great that the association and comparison between the voice and Obama comes to mind...gives it another side which is good :) Thank you x

 

Submitted by Kahdai on
Hiya lynzi! Wow this is great, I agree lol ;) K x

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