saucepans at the ready

"You bastard" screamed Dee as she flung a saucxepan across the lounge at larry. "how dare you cheat on me with that trollop" she shouts at larry, picking up another saucepan and flinging it across the lounge.
"Hey babe" said larry holding his hands above his head and "Chill it was just the once honest" he said ducking as another saucepan came hurling towards him."Aaaarrrhh" Dee screamed as she ran towards him with her fist clenched , and started hammering them on his chest. "You shouldn't have let it happen,you you bastard, get out of my house you heap of shit" Shouts Dee. "But babe I.I.I ",stuttered larry Save it for your trollop larry, Get lost" she said as she sat downin front of the tv to watch Eastenders,choosing to ignore larry completely.
Larry sighed, he knew ther was no point in trying to talk to her, he would leave her on her own tonight and come back tomorrow, she would have forgotten all about it by then, he thought. Larry went upstairs and packed a holdall, and then made his way downstairs and out of the vfront door to his beat up white van, he was just put the keys into the ignition when Dee appeared beside him, holding out her hand she says "keys please,larry." Larry looked at her and said " Well if i give you the keys babe, i won't get back in" larry smiled at her. "thats the whole point dimwit" she said holding heer hands in the air and shaking them furiously "later babe" said larry shrugging his shoulders and smiling as he drove away with the keys he calls out of the window "tomorrow babe". Dee stood and watched as larry drove down the road furious that he still had the keys, she decided to ring herv dad, "dad she said can you come up and change the locks please, i have finally got rid of larry"
Half an hour later dee's dad arrived and changed the locks for her and after he had finished he sat and had a coffee with dee, in the lounge, as he sat there he noticed a large dent in the wall behind her, "hey whats this" he said, "oh thats where i threw a saucepan at larry" said Dee, "but i missed "oh dear what a shame"said her dad , "it might have knocked some sense into him" he laughed, he had never liked that waste of space. "he thinks he's coming back tomorrow" said Dee "but he'll have a problem now" Dee and her dad finishedc their coffee and dee saw him out "love to mum" she calls as he made his way down the road towards home, Dee went back inside and double locked the door, and then made her way upstairs to bed she was soon asleep.
She was woken in the morning by a banging on the door,and the doorbell being rang frantically,she got out of bed and put on her dressing gown and headed downstairs, the security chain was on the door so dee open the door with it on, there standing on the doorstep was larry "hey babe, let me in, my keys don't work" he called. "well i have changed the locks larry, and you are not coming in here" she said "but you have to let me in babe, i have no where to go" wails larry, "well you should have thought of that before you cheated on me you bastard" she screamed "go back to your trollop, larry" said dee as she shut the door in his face, Larry banged on the door again shouting " i can't her husbands come back" dee shouted through the closed door "go away larry, or i'll call the police." dee went into the kitchen, pleased she had been strong.