Leggings – A bizarre big finish aborted until later perhaps?

Leggings – A bizarre big finish aborted until later perhaps?

I'd just finished my washing when the door bell sounded, and two burly policemen stood outside the door.

Percy was prowling the corridor – in his helpful guise of being a nice man. He's put on weight recently and is beginning to look the epitome of an Austrialian about to eat BBQ.

He went to the door and they told him, not obviously knowing him, or at least playing along to the big finish, in front of a strange woman wheeling her washing to the flat.

"Is the lady from number 16 still hiding in Percy's room?" one asked brightly.

"Yeah!" said the other one, "Is it true that she's in the midst of a big fight wits e other flat? If so we can arrest her now."-

Percy let them in. I have to admit – even if they are actors – the gear is good!

I nearly laughed. Were they for real? I thought not. It's the weird way they went on. Where-ever I would be, it won't be hiding, and not in his flat. He's the one that stares down all the toilets and lets everyone know – who's done what, and how long etc. He's very hard done by. Everyone uses their toilets. He's trying to take pictures.

Upstairs, the joy begins. His friend – the ex judge is here - for a moment its almost as if they will carry on their weird game – however a warning is held up.

"Hello Mum!" says one of them happily. "Is it true?"

"It's time to put her away forever," chants the other one.

I back off. It's a family thing. If Mum can't keep you incarcinated in the Mental Hospital, then her sons come along to pick you up – for something you haven't done.

Later when I've eaten my tea, I hear them in the garden with their mates, who they have been talking to for years out there... each night. Discussing how it can best be done.

Theres a panic on, someone suggested that I should have an army escort to take me shopping! Such a liberty! The jealousy bug is in!