Barry's Wedding

Barry just got married
That really was a shock
I saw him out on Saturday
Wearing his best frock

You see he never liked the girls
Well not in that sort of way
Apart from Ms Streisand
And the voice of Doris Day

He thought them all a waste of time
Mum worried about his taste
They way he looked at ladies shoes
And Mint masked his stubbled face

Although his name is Barry
And his clothes don’t fit the trends
He may still sound just like Barry
But he’s Brenda at weekends

Now about his wedding vows
He pulled it off with ease
Because his new found love in life
Is big and bold
And Steve.