Oops ah

She shows no interest in my new Kickers.

They didn't let me have another drink.

I promised I'd text when I got home safely.

I didn't pass my twelve week induction.

I don't remember the joke the man told me at the urinal.

I phoned up to thank them for taking the time

to talk to me and asked if they had any advice

for interviews going forward. They said keep going

and I did do, and now I'm in a park with sunglasses on

I'm at the zoo with someone I met online

I'm proudly standing at the wedding of a work colleage

I do not feel guilty about wearing these expensive trousers,