Applicant 417

"Applicant 417

Pease come in and take a seat

I'm sorry did you say something

Well you needn't speak

I see you're caucasian

Well we might let you off

But you have no disabilities

And your childhood wasn't rough

So where's your criminal record?

That's just not good enough

you have no pedigree

I see you are confused

Well there's no need to be

you see you aren't minority

but everyone else is

You couldn't join us,

We might be prejudiced.

No, with your good education, your youth and looks,

You probably had access to all the good school books.

You're not unusual in any single way,

Have no troubles, scars, and you'll live another day.

There's no reason to give me that look,

your just normal...and that's just not good enough...

no mental problems and no divorce,

no alimony, done every course,

can handle authority, no violent discourse

Can trace your family line, straight up your family tree,

How much less interesting could you be?