Man Things

"Simon and Sunny are talking about man things" Wennie said with a grin

"And what does that entail exactly?" I asked teasing lightly, but curious never the less.

"Man things aparently." she answered with a shrug.

"Yeah, but what are 'man things'. Are they talking about cars and porn mags, or are they talking about computer games and dungeons and dragons. Or are they talking about a man's point of view of the universe?" I asked, raising my eyebrow.

"I don't know. I just think they're talking about shoes." She answered frankly.

"Well that clears that up. We know from now on that whenever males are talking about 'man things' they are most probably talking about that which seperates them from the complexity and beauty of woman kind." I replied with a sense of finality.

"What? Stilettos?" She replied confused.