Am bi ...

Am bi by Neil McCall

I dream of you when shaving;
I scream at you when raving;
Your moods swing with the moon, and so do mine;
I score for you when playing;
Implore for you when praying;
Just hug me and make up, and we'll be fine.

I caress your bum with passion;
Impress your mum with fashion;
We share a sense of humour and a rash;
I pine when you are missing;
Incline when we are kissing
To receive the full extent of your moustache.