Thoughts Of A New Born Baby.

A/N - N stands for narration and T stands for the baby's thought.

N - A mother sings to her new born baby. Bouncing him up and down on her knee.

T - Can't she just shut the hell up for 5 minuted. Mot much to ask for is it. Oh no! I'm gonna puke; motion sickness.

N - The baby is sick but now the mother sings louder as she cleans up.

T - I wasn't aware that my being sick was a que for you to sing louder. I don't need comforting you know. Except you don't know that, or how to colour co-ordinate your outfits for that matter. I know you've just had a baby and everything but that's no reason to let yourself go.

N - The mother puts the baby to bed.

T - Now this is more like it, I love sleeping on a full stomach. No, no, no! Not the singing mobile. How is THAT supposed to help me sleep.

N - The mother leaves the room.

T - Yawn. You know what I take it back, this mobile is making me drowsy. Yawn