I Went...

One day, two days, three days, four,

I once said "I can't do it anymore",

Yet i'm still here, just trying to have fun,

This wee life is far from done.

 

I went to the Fair once,

I went on the Rollercoaster; and then ate some food,

I went on the Waltzer; and then I spewed,

The conductor slipped up; and hit is head,

Now he's lying in a hospital bed.

 

I went to the Zoo once,

I saw a monkey rape a snake,

And no it wasn't a mistake,

I saw a Zebra and Cheetah playing cards,

To guess the winner wouldn't be hard.

 

I went to the Circus once,

Now i'm not down with seeing clowns,

Don't make me smile; they make me frown,

Just think of 'IT' and 'Killer Klowns',

They should all just be put down.

 

I went to a Disco once,

Managed to meet a girl at the Disco,

We both ended up getting a bit frisco,

Later that night; she didn't say no,

Unless that's what she muffled; under my elbow.

 

I went to the Farm once,

I saw a horse drinking ale,

An hour later; he was playing with the cows.

 

I went to end a poem once...