Checkout the medals

Gotta share this:

Chatting to checkout Scotsman 'bout the Olympics - whitewater paddling shit.

I said "I'm thinkin - Hope that's not in the River Lea - shitty, dirty effluent etc"

He says "Did you live in London?"

I say "Yeah - Stratford"

He says "Leytonstone - small world"

I say "Yeah"

He says "1967"

I say "Ages before me - moved there in 1997"

He says "No - the bill's 19.67, mate - have you got a Clubcard?"