Fairy tale in G

“Why-ya big… dumb… lummox, eye-oughta…”

“If our Paddy could hear you now, he’d knock your head off!”

“Your bloody dad gave me black-eyes.”

“Our Bridie would smash your bloody face in.”

“You bloody fairy!”

“Weakling!”

“Homosexual!”

“What have you ever done?”

“Me and your dad bought this bloody house.”

“Don’t forget that!”

“First shot’s free.”

“Thunk!”

“Why-ya…”