A bit weird

They've stopped wobbling
I'm sorry?
Wobbling
Er right
The sets in Crossroads?
Oh thank God!
You're a passionate fan
Er no
Then why..?
I thought you were talking about..
Yes?
About my.. er.. your um..
Huh?
Woman's Institute Motorbike
What?
Formation Death Ride Squad Team thing
Huh!
That you did for charity. Didn't you?
No that was..
Yes?
Not me.
Fine. You erm..don't actually watch Crossroads then?
Do I look that sad?
Have men got breasts?
Well you have.
It's..
Glandular?
They're..
Abnormal? Unattractive? disgusting
Implants
Implants?
Yes implants.

I'm sorry, forgive me. For one moment there I thought
Thought what?

That you were a bit weird