Don't Do Drugs

Weed is the worst drug in the world,
If someone offers it to you, don’t do it
Kids’ two hits’ll probably drain your spinal fluid
And your spinal fluid is final, you can’t get it back
So don’t get attached, it’ll attack every bone in your back

Meet Bob “the chimney”, bold at twenty-one-years old
No job, sits around his mum’s home and smokes pot,
His twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
But Bob doesn’t care and just hangs out at the Waffle spot
Waiting in the parking’ lot for waitresses off the clock,
When it gets dark he pretends he’s walking the dog,
Drags young girls in the woods and proceeds chopping blocks
Masturbates to the corpse and fills up their socks,
He’s a nut job waiting every night for those off their job
One night Miss Stacey went off the job,
She felt someone grab her whole face and told her to not talk,
Just follow the direction of my penis, that way we’ll walk
But Stacey knew it was Bob, told him to knock it off
Bob didn’t knock it off cause he was stoned and drunk on Vodka
Basically he was deluded and in a state off his rocker,
He grabbed Stacey’s legs before chopping them offer her
And then………………………

Don’t do drugs kids; it’s not cool to be Bob