Dr Pinda!!!
By pinda
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Nurse:Doctor Pinda we have our first patient in a few minitues
Pinda:Yes,yes,yes now excuse where is my coffee?
Nurse:O sorry! it totally skipped my mind,I will get it straight away
Nurse:Our next patient is here,straight off the streets on Compton West state
Pinda:What's his problem?
Nurse:From previous rap battles,it seems he lacks flow in his words
Pinda:Damn,thats big,ok send him in
Ok,lemme get my scrubs on,put my gloves on
Dr Pinda to the rescue,call me the Dr,boss or the Don
Where he at,the mofo who lack compassion for his wordplay
Lacks imagery for his flow,man!
Now flow is exotic nowbody can own your flow
Maybe,I could cause I'm the best in the game though
So you lost 10 battles an won just zero!
Ok,Dr Pinda to the rescue,you can call me a hero
You word flow is poor,your imagery of words is a disgrace
Your rhymes are 5th place,whilst ya flow is last place
Your flow needs to represent you,be ontological,serious
What you eat for breakfast?diet so poor
No wonder why your rhyme flow dry like cereals
Rappers these day lack common sense,jump before realising
It's an electric fence!
Remember 5th grade elementatory school,Iremember you
Tryna act cool,didn't know shit,You know what a similie is?,No you don't have a clue
So listen up,the G doing his thang!
Bang,bang, Onomatopoeia first rule in mastering flow
If you say some noises ya gonna own the damn show
So chuck a few of em in an see what it do
Sooner or later after that,they'll be like a the best coming through
Try it!It's not hard,just read these words off the card
Patient1-bang,o-oink,em..,s-s-p-pash-srash?.(*&^%%*!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit I lost him whilst in surgery with his flow!
(Heart monitor beep failing noise)
Nurse:Dr Pinda,we have MC INC in the house,who needs some advice
Pinda:Again,He cam yesterday,he hollas to much,needs to learn
Nurse:Should I send him in doctor?
Pinda:What the fucks matter with him now?
Nurse:His confidence is down to hell,Lacks wordplay with metahors,an he lacks respect for the game
Pinda:Send him in,Lets see what I can do with him!
(Heart heart beat off-New beat on)
Respect is in the heart
So that's were ima start
From day one,you been lacking respect in the game
Dissing other rapers an MC'S,just for the fame
Have you ever seen snakes on a plane
You like the Brother,that desn't want by-standers touchin him
You to vain an need to learn respect is the language of rap music
So,be polite shake hand or two,you got a hand,so use it!
Like Shakespere said
"All the world is a stage,an all the Men an Women merely players,They holla exits an enterances"
I think you'd be more suited ot other shit!
Maybe a ventriliquist?
Now,you maybe aking ya self,what this G thinking
Guess what I'm telling you the truth
If you can't use metaphors,nouns an similies too
There's no point you Mcing in the booth
Say some things the crowd might like,diss or no diss
Maybe,"M words are like sugar,they give you a sweet tooth"
Ya dig?
Patient2:Yes,yes,should i try some boss?
D Pinda:No,no the last moutherfucker who tried,died on my desk,Don't need that shit rotting in here
Patient2:Ok,inabizzle my rain drop dizzle
D Pinda:(Laughs),gettin better dog
(Patient leaves room)
Nurse:Doctor Pinda,that's everyone done
Pinda:NOPE,not every one
Nurse:???
Pinda:Somebody in front of me,lacks to show there fine body
Nurse:(Laughs)
Pinda:Girl,I'm feeling down,give me abit of physiotheraphy!
Nurse:Ok Dr Pinda,at your service
(Heart monitor machine gets faster an faster)
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