Z: Chat Rooms

Chat Rooms

By Mark Cantrell

I went in to the
News room
But nobody was there.
I went to
Current affairs
Then books,
And nobody was there.
I tried the porn room
And found one
Sad wanker
Crying all alone
(And hey -- it wasn't me, okay).
I went to talk
About the weather
But there was only me.
Then I tried the
Stress room
But
It was full
And I couldn't get in.

Mark Cantrell,
Bradford, 21 August 2002

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