Farming Today

Do farmers wee in fields?

Do they go behind a tree?

Or do they homeward plod their way

To use their lavatory?

And what do farmers do

When they want a poo?

When they want to wipe themselves

Do they - with leaves - make do?

And with cattle looking on,

Do they feel no shame,

And with airline passengers above

Watching from their plane?

How canny are these farmers:

While pausing from their toil,

They unsqueamishly and cleverly

Fertilise the soil.